THE 2017 UK ELECTION IS ON ITS WAY!!!
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 11:26 am
Labour - Centre-left, Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Corbynism, Juche, The Party that will put Britain back to work
Tories - Right-wing, Conservatism, Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Want to suck the life-blood out of the working class
SNP - Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Scottish nationalism, Pretend to be anti-austerity but they really aren't, Once they have their independence they will jump onto the backs of the Scottish working class and suck the blood out of them like vampires
Liberals - Centre-right, Liberalism, Semi-Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Will seize the opportunity to get into a coalition with Theresa May and leech off of the backs of the working class
DUP - Far-right, Social Conservatism, Eurosceptics, Want Northern Ireland to remain in the UK (so that they can suck the life-blood out of the British working class)
SF - Left-wing (claimed) but I don't trust them, Irish Nationalists, Want Northern Ireland to unite with the Republic of Ireland (probably so that they can suck the life-blood out of the Irish working class)
Plaid - Left-wing to Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Welsh Nationalists, Basically the SNP but Welsh
SDLP - Centrist, Economically Centre-left, Socially conservative, I don't trust them and would prefer the banned Labour Party of Northern Ireland but I suppose if I lived in Northern Ireland I'd have to vote for them
UUP - Centre-right, Economically Right-wing, Socially progressive, British Unionists, Conservatives, Capitalist Parasites
Greens - Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Fake Greens, Fake Lefties, Fake Eco-socialists, Basically SNP/Plaid but in England
UKIP - Far-right, Populists, Big eurosceptics, Blame all the problems of the working class on the immigrants when really the truth is it is the Capitalist vermin, If they ever took power they would be very similar to the Tories economically, Of course they would leech off of the workers for their labour
Alliance - Centre to Centre-right, Social Liberalism, Capitalist dogs
Scottish Greens - Centre-left to Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Want Scottish Independence, Basically SNP so why do they even exist? Pointless!
Northern Irish Greens - Centre-left, Seem like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP, However they are a British Green Party so I'm a bit suspicious
TUV - Right-wing, Social Conservative British Unionists, Splintered from the DUP (Probably because of differences about which types of Workers' blood tasted the best)
PBPA - Left-wing to Far-left, Commies, Trots, Another Party that seems like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP
Tories - Right-wing, Conservatism, Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Want to suck the life-blood out of the working class
SNP - Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Scottish nationalism, Pretend to be anti-austerity but they really aren't, Once they have their independence they will jump onto the backs of the Scottish working class and suck the blood out of them like vampires
Liberals - Centre-right, Liberalism, Semi-Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Will seize the opportunity to get into a coalition with Theresa May and leech off of the backs of the working class
DUP - Far-right, Social Conservatism, Eurosceptics, Want Northern Ireland to remain in the UK (so that they can suck the life-blood out of the British working class)
SF - Left-wing (claimed) but I don't trust them, Irish Nationalists, Want Northern Ireland to unite with the Republic of Ireland (probably so that they can suck the life-blood out of the Irish working class)
Plaid - Left-wing to Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Welsh Nationalists, Basically the SNP but Welsh
SDLP - Centrist, Economically Centre-left, Socially conservative, I don't trust them and would prefer the banned Labour Party of Northern Ireland but I suppose if I lived in Northern Ireland I'd have to vote for them
UUP - Centre-right, Economically Right-wing, Socially progressive, British Unionists, Conservatives, Capitalist Parasites
Greens - Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Fake Greens, Fake Lefties, Fake Eco-socialists, Basically SNP/Plaid but in England
UKIP - Far-right, Populists, Big eurosceptics, Blame all the problems of the working class on the immigrants when really the truth is it is the Capitalist vermin, If they ever took power they would be very similar to the Tories economically, Of course they would leech off of the workers for their labour
Alliance - Centre to Centre-right, Social Liberalism, Capitalist dogs
Scottish Greens - Centre-left to Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Want Scottish Independence, Basically SNP so why do they even exist? Pointless!
Northern Irish Greens - Centre-left, Seem like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP, However they are a British Green Party so I'm a bit suspicious
TUV - Right-wing, Social Conservative British Unionists, Splintered from the DUP (Probably because of differences about which types of Workers' blood tasted the best)
PBPA - Left-wing to Far-left, Commies, Trots, Another Party that seems like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP