FUCK Google Translate!

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FUCK Google Translate!

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Thank you to Dizzy for helping me with the English. NO THANK YOU TO FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR MAKING WHAT I POST SOUND LIKE SHIT!

Yo.

Fuck fucking Google Translate. I hate fucking Google Translate. Google Translate is a piece of shit. It messes up what I say and makes it sound like a load of nonsensical rubbish. If anybody from Google is reading this, go fuck yourself. Your translator is shit. Japanese, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:Thank you to Dizzy for helping me with the English. NO THANK YOU TO FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR MAKING WHAT I POST SOUND LIKE SHIT!

Yo.

Fuck fucking Google Translate. I hate fucking Google Translate. Google Translate is a piece of shit. It messes up what I say and makes it sound like a load of nonsensical rubbish. If anybody from Google is reading this, go fuck yourself. Your translator is shit. Japanese, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

PEACE!
The problem with google translate is that it doesn't translate idioms.
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Mateo3112 wrote:he problem with google translate is that it doesn't translate idioms.
My English is shit but I can write better than Google Translate
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It isn't really worse than any other translator when it comes to translating full sentences. As for any translator, they're good at translating single words. You'll have to do grammar yourself.

Duolingo.com is a great place to learn English.
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