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RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:58 pm
by Dizzy
Okay, so a while back, I converted RedAppleGP to Christianity but then he said "no now I hate Jesus I worship Gaben" but Gaben is white and he won't bring out half life 3 and he eats meat and he looks like a Jew with his big nose and he is really fat probably from eating all the meat and gmos so I said "no Gaben sucks chose Jesus" but he said "No Gaben has low low prices" and I said "Jesus has lower prices all he asks is your faith in him" but then he converted into an ATHIEST!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! He doesn't believe in God but he believes we came from a Monkey?
Famous Atheists: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Dahmer, Kim Jong II, Napoleon, Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, Lincoln, Nietzsche, Freud, Margaret Sanger, Turing, Dawkins, Hawking, Corbyn, Miliband, RedAppleGP
Look, RedAppleGP, if you believe in God and he is real, then you go to Heaven, if he isn't then you just die. If you reject God and he is real, then you go to Hell, and if he isn't then you just die. If you are Christian, you have everything to gain and nothing to loose! If you hate God, you have nothing to gain and everything to loose! Please, just accept Jesus.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:04 pm
by Insert name here
Ah, Pascal's wager, this assumes that there are only two options. You could use that arguements for any religion, there are more than two options, so your arguement is invalid.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:12 pm
by Red
Sorry Dizzy! I just changed it so I can cover everything up so I can be accepted by the majority

. I am a Christian, I really am!
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:54 am
by Dizzy
Insert name here wrote:Ah, Pascal's wager, this assumes that there are only two options. You could use that arguements for any religion, there are more than two options, so your arguement is invalid.
But all the other religions are wrong.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:55 am
by Dizzy
RedAppleGP wrote:Sorry Dizzy! I just changed it so I can cover everything up so I can be accepted by the majority

. I am a Christian, I really am!
If you were really a Christian then you would show it proudly and you wouldn't care what the majority says because your reward will be great in Heaven.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:25 am
by Red
Dizzy wrote:RedAppleGP wrote:Sorry Dizzy! I just changed it so I can cover everything up so I can be accepted by the majority

. I am a Christian, I really am!
If you were really a Christian then you would show it proudly and you wouldn't care what the majority says because your reward will be great in Heaven.
I'm serious! I wanted to infiltrate the enemy atheists base, and I learned a lot about their natural habitat and lifestyle. Just last week we practiced violent anal fisting, and flung our feces at theists that we locked up in a cage.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:53 am
by Dizzy
RedAppleGP wrote:Dizzy wrote:RedAppleGP wrote:Sorry Dizzy! I just changed it so I can cover everything up so I can be accepted by the majority

. I am a Christian, I really am!
If you were really a Christian then you would show it proudly and you wouldn't care what the majority says because your reward will be great in Heaven.
I'm serious! I wanted to infiltrate the enemy atheists base, and I learned a lot about their natural habitat and lifestyle. Just last week we practiced violent anal fisting, and flung our feces at theists that we locked up in a cage.
You sicken me. If what you say is true then why would you say you are Christian now?
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:49 pm
by bobo0100
*Face-palm*
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:25 am
by Dizzy
bobo0100 wrote:*Face-palm*
Maybe you should facepalm a bit more, you might knock a bit of sense into your tiny brain.
Re: RedAppleGP is converted back into Atheism... WHAT?!?
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:50 am
by Red
Dizzy, can we still be friends?