Stop milking the damn Harry Potter franchise for everything it's got. It should have ended on the seventh film. Voldemort is dead, for fuck's sake. You're beating a dead dark lord. Pottermore is shit. It's just a bunch of poorly-strung-together quizzes that apparently tell you your house, wand, patronus and what-not, despite there already being quizzes on the internet that do that (and a better job of it too), and a bunch of backstories about characters I never cared about. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was shit. I have read better fanfiction. I wanted to read Harry Potter, not a fucking time travel story. And if you were going to write a time travel story, you could at least have made it good. Seriously, Stephen Moffatt, who has turned Doctor Who into shit has wrote better episodes than that godforsaken excuse of a play. What the fuck was it with all of that "prophecies don't matter" bullshit? I guess the entire plot of books 5-7 were for nothing then! And why would you turn the goddamn trolley lady into a fucking guardian of the Hogwarts express with spikes for hands?! I can't say with certainty what Fantastic Beasts and where to find them is like, as it isn't out yet (although I think the script is, I'm not sure?
