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Lightningman_42 wrote:What I'm wondering is, was she just too shy/uncomfortable to actually say outright that she didn't want to do it, or did she actually see opportunity for a joke and take it?

Neither, I suspect. Men can be very sensitive about the suggestion that their semen tastes bad. It's a little weird, but she probably didn't want to hurt his feelings.
I can get it for food, when somebody doesn't like what you made. But it's like, what? Did you work really hard all day slaving over a hot stove to prepare this semen? Did you carefully follow a recipe and season it to perfection, only to have your hard work be insulted?

I think men might get the idea that women just love lapping up delicious semen from porn, and take it personally when this fiction doesn't bear out in reality.

Anyway, I don't think she was joking. I think she saw a "get out of swallowing free" card and she took it.

Me, reading this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3otBjVZzT0

EquALLity wrote:Me, reading this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3otBjVZzT0

Huh?

Lightningman_42 wrote:

EquALLity wrote:Me, reading this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3otBjVZzT0

Huh?

It was a joke...

Like, how did this topic even happen? Something must have went terribly wrong!
I guess I failed though because a joke sucks when you have to explain. I guess it went terribly wrong...

*This song also explains how I felt after the election.

EquALLity wrote:

Lightningman_42 wrote:

EquALLity wrote:Me, reading this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3otBjVZzT0

Huh?

It was a joke...

Like, how did this topic even happen? Something must have went terribly wrong!
I guess I failed though because a joke sucks when you have to explain. I guess it went terribly wrong...

*This song also explains how I felt after the election.

OK, I think I get it now. However, I don't think that it went wrong, but rather it started out wrong, from the very beginning. Perhaps I shouldn't have thrown gas onto this fire, but the whole premise of this thread was so hilarious that I just had to say something.

Lightningman_42 wrote:

EquALLity wrote:

Lightningman_42 wrote:Huh?

It was a joke...

Like, how did this topic even happen? Something must have went terribly wrong!
I guess I failed though because a joke sucks when you have to explain. I guess it went terribly wrong...

*This song also explains how I felt after the election.

OK, I think I get it now. However, I don't think that it went wrong, but rather it started out wrong, from the very beginning. Perhaps I shouldn't have thrown gas onto this fire, but the whole premise of this thread was so hilarious that I just had to say something.

I think you may be overthinking this, just a little.

EquALLity wrote: It was a joke...

Like, how did this topic even happen? Something must have went terribly wrong!
I guess I failed though because a joke sucks when you have to explain. I guess it went terribly wrong...

*This song also explains how I felt after the election.

I don't I've ever suffered from such second hand embarrassment in all my life.

Ha yeah, sperm are not sentient. You know, single-celled organisms and all that? But I'm also not big on the "save the clams" thing so.