THE 2017 UK ELECTION IS ON ITS WAY!!!

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Labour - Centre-left, Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Corbynism, Juche, The Party that will put Britain back to work
Tories - Right-wing, Conservatism, Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Want to suck the life-blood out of the working class
SNP - Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Scottish nationalism, Pretend to be anti-austerity but they really aren't, Once they have their independence they will jump onto the backs of the Scottish working class and suck the blood out of them like vampires
Liberals - Centre-right, Liberalism, Semi-Thatcherism, Capitalist Pigs, Will seize the opportunity to get into a coalition with Theresa May and leech off of the backs of the working class
DUP - Far-right, Social Conservatism, Eurosceptics, Want Northern Ireland to remain in the UK (so that they can suck the life-blood out of the British working class)
SF - Left-wing (claimed) but I don't trust them, Irish Nationalists, Want Northern Ireland to unite with the Republic of Ireland (probably so that they can suck the life-blood out of the Irish working class)
Plaid - Left-wing to Centre-left (claimed), Centre-right (really), Welsh Nationalists, Basically the SNP but Welsh
SDLP - Centrist, Economically Centre-left, Socially conservative, I don't trust them and would prefer the banned Labour Party of Northern Ireland but I suppose if I lived in Northern Ireland I'd have to vote for them
UUP - Centre-right, Economically Right-wing, Socially progressive, British Unionists, Conservatives, Capitalist Parasites
Greens - Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Fake Greens, Fake Lefties, Fake Eco-socialists, Basically SNP/Plaid but in England
UKIP - Far-right, Populists, Big eurosceptics, Blame all the problems of the working class on the immigrants when really the truth is it is the Capitalist vermin, If they ever took power they would be very similar to the Tories economically, Of course they would leech off of the workers for their labour
Alliance - Centre to Centre-right, Social Liberalism, Capitalist dogs
Scottish Greens - Centre-left to Left-wing (claimed), Centre-right (really), Want Scottish Independence, Basically SNP so why do they even exist? Pointless!
Northern Irish Greens - Centre-left, Seem like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP, However they are a British Green Party so I'm a bit suspicious
TUV - Right-wing, Social Conservative British Unionists, Splintered from the DUP (Probably because of differences about which types of Workers' blood tasted the best)
PBPA - Left-wing to Far-left, Commies, Trots, Another Party that seems like a reasonable alternative to the SDLP

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Labour - Centre-left, Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Corbynism, Juche, The Party that will put Britain back to work
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Basically SNP so why do they even exist? Pointless!
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(Probably because of differences about which types of Workers' blood tasted the best)

Lol Zzz you spent way too much time on this, for one how'd you manage to include PBPA party which has 1 seat in Northern Ireland and miss out Sinn Fein the principle opposition in the province?!

Political compass in 2015 when Red Ed wanted to give unions a modicum more rights whilst pressing on with austerity politics. So you have to imagine Labour and the Greens have switched places under new leaderships and UKIP have tried to fit back into their role of BNP hate group, but succeeding too well by getting the same polling:




- https://www.politicalcompass.org/uk2015

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Lol Zzz you spent way too much time on this, for one how'd you manage to include PBPA party which has 1 seat in Northern Ireland and miss out Sinn Fein the principle opposition in the province?!

I didn't.

SF - Left-wing (claimed) but I don't trust them, Irish Nationalists, Want Northern Ireland to unite with the Republic of Ireland (probably so that they can suck the life-blood out of the Irish working class)

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Ochay my bad, was confused by the turning of one syllable words into an acronym aha.

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Ochay my bad, was confused by the turning of one syllable words into an acronym aha.

They do it in their own logo:


They appear nice but I don't trust them because they have a lot of connections with the Catholic terrorist organization the IRA.

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They appear nice but I don't trust them because they have a lot of connections with the Catholic terrorist organization the IRA.

No Martin McGuiness of Sinn Fein did more to bring an end to the IRA and reduce tensions than the DUP ever did in government proceeding over the shooting of peaceful demonstrators and giving the names of suspected IRA members to protestant gangs.

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They appear nice but I don't trust them because they have a lot of connections with the Catholic terrorist organization the IRA.

No Martin McGuiness of Sinn Fein did more to bring an end to the IRA and reduce tensions than the DUP ever did in government proceeding over the shooting of peaceful demonstrators and giving the names of suspected IRA members to protestant gangs.

Oh. Well I suppose Sinn Fein is all right then. However, I still think Northern Ireland should remain part of the UK, so if I lived there, I probably would vote for SDLP, Green or PBPA.

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Oh. Well I suppose Sinn Fein is all right then. However, I still think Northern Ireland should remain part of the UK, so if I lived there, I probably would vote for SDLP, Green or PBPA.

It's a complex picture that's for sure, I'd just want to know which party I could strategically vote for that would give women the right to chose whether to have an abortion, that way they wouldn't have to live in fear of traveling abroad without their family knowing and scrimping enough hundreds together, but mainly so if you get stuck in a medical emergency in Ireland the doctors don't let you die for fear of going to prison and it cause an international incident.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4iiHq3Qgls