Proof that the moon is flat (satire)

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Yo.

Everybody, today I will make an announcement that will shock you and upset you and you may even want to kill yourself because you can't handle the truth. This is the truth that the government is not want you to know, the Illuminati is not want you to know, NASA isn't want you to know as well as Obama not wanting you to know.

The Moon is flat.

Ooh yes, you can laugh, you can call me crazy, but when you hear my arguments, you will slowly grow to realize how right I am, how crazy you are, how much you have been lied to, and how flat the moon actually is.

WARNING: THE CONTENTS BELOW MIGHT BE A BIT SHOCKING TO YOU SO PLEASE ASK YOUR PARENTS BEFORE YOU READ THIS AS IT IS VERY SPOOKY

Proof Number One: The Earth, a ball, is rotate. If the moon is also like the earth a ball, he will rotate, SO WHY DOES WE ONLY BE SEE ONE SIDE OF THE MOON? This is truth: The Moon is a flat!! We only see only side of it because he is flat! (By the way, the Earth is obviously round, Flat Earthers are totally crazy, am I right?)

Proof Number Two: The Moon was landed on in 1969, in Moon Landing footage, we can not see a curvature of moon, this is because... THERE IS NO A CURVATURE!! Moon is flat, also, no, the Moon Landing was not faked lo are you stupid

Proof Number Three: In the Bible, God will make two bright lights: a sun and a moon. Modern science is now to tell us into that the Moon is not be a light, he will be a reflector... OR DOES IT?! Who do you trust more? A fallible human scientists or a God? I think a God! So if Modern scientists now lie about the moon emoting light, then can also lie about moon is flat... hmm. Read a Bible.

Proof Number Four: David Bowie, the brilliant singer-songwriter, died recently in Jan. 10 2016, Mr. Bowie was very famous for writing songs about space (Life on Mars, Starman, Ground Control to Major Tom, etc.) and just generally being fascinated with space, well if Mr. Bowie liked space so much, who's to say he didn't do his own research and find out the true truth about the flat moon who the government and IllumiNASA doesn't want him to know to tell anybody else, so they killed him in an Illuminati sacrifice? Hey, I'm Just asking questions!

In conclusion, all of these points seems to proof that is Moon he really flat, if you cannot except it, then you sir are very very blind. Very very very blind indeed, mate. Okay then, so now we have established that the Moon is flat. Okay then, so why has the government keeping this from us? Oh! I wonder! Maybe it is because the Sun is flat also and we are always told not to look into sun and maybe it is because we will see that it is flat and also that it is actually reflecting light off of the flat moon... or maybe it is because Aliens are living on the moon and threatened Neil Armstrong with death if he let the real truth get out... Either way, we have a right to know what Obama is hiding from us, let me know in the comments below why you think the government is hiding the real truth that the Moon is flat and probably we can figure out the real truth, but beware, the Rothschilds have spies everywhere...

Stay Vigilant and Fear no Evil!

[AlexanderVeganTheist]

8.5/10 The grammatical errors add realism and fun

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

8.5/10 The grammatical errors add realism and fun

Hello AlexanderVeganTheist, sorry, grammatical errors are not deliberate, English is my second language.

[AlexanderVeganTheist]

Don't worry about it

[PsYcHo]

We only see one side of the moon because it is actually an alien engineered satellite. The opposing side is a base where several alien species live and spy on earth, and give directions to the lizard people who they secretly contacted millions of years ago, and have since put in charge of humans. Most of the major politicians are Lizard people, but some of them are Gray aliens using mind control to appear human. (Lizard people can change forms, so they do not need mind-control.) Now any politician who is not a Gray or a Lizard person is probably working for them, but the crab people have managed to infiltrate many layers of society. They cannot change form, and their mind-control powers are weak, but they use technology purchased from Blonde aliens (who are just anarchists who like to make a buck) to appear human.

Flat moon!

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

We only see one side of the moon because it is actually an alien engineered satellite. The opposing side is a base where several alien species live and spy on earth, and give directions to the lizard people who they secretly contacted millions of years ago, and have since put in charge of humans. Most of the major politicians are Lizard people, but some of them are Gray aliens using mind control to appear human. (Lizard people can change forms, so they do not need mind-control.) Now any politician who is not a Gray or a Lizard person is probably working for them, but the crab people have managed to infiltrate many layers of society. They cannot change form, and their mind-control powers are weak, but they use technology purchased from Blonde aliens (who are just anarchists who like to make a buck) to appear human.

Flat moon!

Is something you are stupid or?

I was not paying attention to your wishes thread break, did you kill the aliens? If there is an alien satellite engineers month that really can be designed him in when it comes to aliens that he was killed to death? Please have it consider the stupid / Obakatchi Earth Defense Battle of John Landis. You are, why foreigners would not be a human being, the human does not disguise aliens I miniboes, & Kim Jung-eun performs alien to the transformation of stupid humans if it was the case when I saw Alien Alien how human humanoid profit of claim vegan vegetarian will create a lot of happy time for the foreigners? Does this mean the case or not? Minibuses, John, back to the original. STUPID, think of HIM.

Note: Don't take offense. I do not really think you are stupid. It is a satire.

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We only see one side of the moon because it is actually an alien engineered satellite. The opposing side is a base where several alien species live and spy on earth, and give directions to the lizard people who they secretly contacted millions of years ago, and have since put in charge of humans. Most of the major politicians are Lizard people, but some of them are Gray aliens using mind control to appear human. (Lizard people can change forms, so they do not need mind-control.) Now any politician who is not a Gray or a Lizard person is probably working for them, but the crab people have managed to infiltrate many layers of society. They cannot change form, and their mind-control powers are weak, but they use technology purchased from Blonde aliens (who are just anarchists who like to make a buck) to appear human.

Flat moon!

Is something you are stupid or?

I was not paying attention to your wishes thread break, did you kill the aliens? If there is an alien satellite engineers month that really can be designed him in when it comes to aliens that he was killed to death? Please have it consider the stupid / Obakatchi Earth Defense Battle of John Landis. You are, why foreigners would not be a human being, the human does not disguise aliens I miniboes, & Kim Jung-eun performs alien to the transformation of stupid humans if it was the case when I saw Alien Alien how human humanoid profit of claim vegan vegetarian will create a lot of happy time for the foreigners? Does this mean the case or not? Minibuses, John, back to the original. STUPID, think of HIM.

Note: Don't take offense. I do not really think you are stupid. It is a satire.

By the way, if you do not understand the above quote, I can not help. Some of the words were very difficult so I had to use Google Translate for some of it.

[PsYcHo]

It is a shame for google translate. Your satire I recognized, yet my satire you did not? Or maybe did? Lost in translation....

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It is a shame for google translate. Your satire I recognized, yet my satire you did not? Or maybe did? Lost in translation....

I know it was satire sorry. My comment was basically saying the "Break a wish" game and I defeating the aliens in that so how could the moon still be engineered in you idea to by them if they are dead.

[PsYcHo]

I am still upset about losing my army of spider men... . But I find this thread uplifting. Too much seriousness in the world sometimes.