A funny story relating to Veganism

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BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Once upon a time, there was this bloke called Bob. Bob was an explorer, and this story takes place when he was exploring the remote forests of Africa. He came across a tribe of African people who were doing a rain dance. When they saw him, they immediately begun discussing gathered around in themselves. Now, these were a remote tribe of African people, but they could speak English for some reason. Bob overheard them:
"He looks very tasty"
"Agreed! I call dibs on the legs!"
"I want to eat his hair"
"Well that's because you're a weirdo."
"Let's cook him up!"
Bob then realized the terrifying truth... these people were cannibals! They intended to eat him!!! Suddenly, they all crowded around him and before he could protest, they had tied him up and were about to boil him in a special pot.
"WAIT!" yelled Bob.
"What?" asked one of the cannibals.
"Don't eat me, please!"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to die!"
"Yes, but we want to eat you, we think you will be tasty."
"But it's wrong!"
"Why is it wrong?"
"Well, would you like to be eaten?"
The cannibals looked around, they realized that he had a point. They would not like to be eaten, and they would be very unhappy if somebody ate one of their comrades. One of them, named Kevin, had recently had a son, named Jim. If somebody were to eat Jim, Kevin would kill them to death. Without even speaking, the cannibals realized that their way of cannibalism was wrong, and agreed with sight that Bob should be let free. However, as he was being untied, his provisions fell out of his pocket.
"What is that?" asked a cannibal
"Those are my bacon sandwiches" replied Bob
"What are bacon sandwiches?"
"You kill a pig and stuff them between loaves of bread"
"But how is that allowed, the pigs don't want to die"
"Yes, but I want to eat the pigs, they are tasty."
"But why shouldn't we eat you then? We think you will be tasty."
"Yes, but that's different. Killing humans is wrong, Killing animals is fine."
"But why?"
"Because that's just how it is!"
And the cannibals were not satisfied with that answer. So they boiled him in the pot and ate him. He was very tasty.
The End.

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This would make a good children's book.
Maybe changing the end though...

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This would make a good children's book.
Maybe changing the end though...

Okay:

And the cannibals were not satisfied with that answer. So they boiled him in the pot and ate him. He was very tasty.
The End...






...Or is it?!?

COMING SOON: A FUNNY STORY RELATING TO VEGANISM 2 - BOB'S REVENGE!!!!