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What Political Party do you associate with?

Independent
1
13%
Democrat
4
50%
Republican
0
No votes
Green Party
0
No votes
Libertarian
2
25%
Progressive/Bull Moose
0
No votes
WPK
0
No votes
Eh, some combination, don't have a majority agreement with just one of them
1
13%
It changes depending on the whim of the day.
0
No votes
Other
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 8

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:55 am
The United States is fucked and perhaps Britain ought to retake control of it because it is actually closer (especially with the prospect of Corbyn becoming PM) to the Founding Fathers' vision.
Nah, Britain couldn't make too much headway here now. (in 'Murica!). The populace is too lazy to learn Arabic. Plus too many British lawmen are busy collecting the taxes for owning a television to lead an assault against us Yanks. Also I'm pretty sure my home-state alone has more guns than the entire English military.

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If the British were looking to capture a city/state without much resistance, New York and Los Angeles are on the borders, and have very strict gun laws which would allow for an easier capture.
Alcohol may have been a factor.

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It would be a subversive attack. We would have British agents tamper with the American water supply putting drugs in there to pacify the yankees and make them too submissive to respond aggressively to a British attack. Then here is our plan:

-Establish Socialism
-Take your guns away (The Second Amendment only applies to a militia - Commissar Corbyn's personal red guard)
-Separate church and state and replace "God" on money and national monuments with "Juche and Songun"
-Send all the United States populace to de-Nazification programmes that will tell them about how capitalism and imperialism are evil and have corrupted the United States and how the Americans need socialism, GMOs, nuclear power, marijuana, LGBT rights and birth control.
-Brainwash the United States youth from an early age to accept love and peace as a way of life
-Give all Americans free healthcare, free housing, free education, free transport and free breadsticks
-Send Orange Man, Mike Pence, Hillary Clinton, Ajit Pai and all other bastard yankee politicians to a re-education facility in Pyongyang
-Decriminalize all drugs and reform the DEA to become the "Drug Encouragement Agency" and encourage the yankees to take their drugs, by force if necessary
-Ban meat eating and give Americans "synthetic meat" that is really just brocolli but they are so addled by the drugs we have given them that they think it is a beefburger
-Ban gambling
-Put tracking chips in all Americans and have them constantly watched by the British government
-Make the yankees spell it "colour" and not "color", and pronounce "tomato" as "to-MAR-to" and not "to-MAY-to", any yank who resists will be given more drugs until they do it right

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 am -Make the yankees spell it "colour" and not "color", and pronounce "tomato" as "to-MAR-to" and not "to-MAY-to", any yank who resists will be given more drugs until they do it right
I don't think giving more drugs to Americans will dissuade their actions. We advertise serious mind altering chemicals (mostly anti-depressants, but also others) in at least 4 out of 10 commercials on television.

Also, its "toe-Ma-to", not "to-MAR-to" across the pond, you godless commie. But I do wish we would have retained the "U" in certain words; we only changed them to differentiate ourselves from the English, ironically mangling proper English.
Alcohol may have been a factor.

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PsYcHo wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:51 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 am -Make the yankees spell it "colour" and not "color", and pronounce "tomato" as "to-MAR-to" and not "to-MAY-to", any yank who resists will be given more drugs until they do it right
I don't think giving more drugs to Americans will dissuade their actions. We advertise serious mind altering chemicals (mostly anti-depressants, but also others) in at least 4 out of 10 commercials on television.

Also, its "toe-Ma-to", not "to-MAR-to" across the pond, you godless commie. But I do wish we would have retained the "U" in certain words; we only changed them to differentiate ourselves from the English, ironically mangling proper English.
We will make them take drugs that will make them incredibly happy, and put them in a perfect state of ataraxia. If they are happy, it is scientifically proven they will be more open to changes. People who are less happy are less likely to be in the mood for a change, even if it is a change of the type of jam that they have on their toast for breakfast. People who are in a very happy mood will be more open to change.

It is my firm belief that we must have a socialist New World Order take over the entire globe, and this begins with a reunified Korea. When Korea is unified and Corbyn is Prime Minister, we can conquer the imperialist nations of Japan and the United States and put them under our control. However, our control will be benevolent. Not like how the yankees have treated Britain like their pet in this one-sided "special friendship" of ours, or how the yankees brutally occupied Korea suppressing the rights of Koreans and trampling over their culture enforcing their degenerate yankee culture on them in the process, or how the Japanese imperialists imposed fascist rule on Korea even after World War 2 when the yankees let them have influence in south Korea.

Anglo-Korean rule over the United States and Japan will be benevolent, because our problem is not with the American people or the Japanese people but with the imperialist bastards who preside over their countries (Orange Man, Shinzo Abe and all their pathetic little minions) and of course their hidden handlers (The "Old World Order" - the Fascists who control most of the banks, governments and media of the world - A gathering of paedophiles, anti-semites, religious extremists, racists, homophobes, transphobes and other nefarious individuals whose combined interests are plunging the planet into world corporatism).
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