HERE'S WHAT CORBYN SHOULD DO TO ANY BUSINESS THAT THREATENS TO LEAVE THE UK!

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Corbyn is planning to impose a high corporation tax. Many businesses are threatening to leave the country.

Yo dudes, where are you going to go? The tax is much higher in all other major business countries.

Here is what Corbyn should do when he becomes PM: If any business threatens to leave the country, he should kick them out by force. Out you baggage! You tallow faces! We do not want parasites who hate our country and are unwilling to pay taxes to contribute to a better society! They will then be forced to go to a country where the tax is much higher, or where there is not many business to be done.

And to add insult to injury, he should impose a tax of 99.9% of their earnings for leaving the country, which he forced them to do. If they refuse to pay it, he should make a public example of them and take all the major executives in a cage in the middle of London where people can throw rotten tomatoes and apples on them until they agree to pay it.

Hahaha!

This was a question that came up on Question Time - what Corbyn would do if businesses threatened to leave the country due to the high tax. He answered it very well, pointing out that the tax was much higher in all major business countries, but I think this is a good answer - if a business threatens to leave the country, we kick the bastards out. This is what we do to parasites.

I was disappointed to see so many people in the audience believing the lies about the DPRK, it is a lovely country and would never attack us if it wasn't threatened. When Corbyn becomes PM, he should publicly state that North Korea is OUR GREATEST ALLY!