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New Forum Game - Story

Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Tue May 29, 2018 6:02 pm

I made one similar to this, but have now decided to make it one sentence at a time, so like this (credit to Red for giving me the idea to do an example with funny names in his "7 letters" thread which I now realize I must have found from the "similar topics" bit):

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb: There was a man called Jeffrey.
Infrared: Jeffrey went to the shops.
SiCkO: He got abducted by aliens.
brimstoneSoup: They aliens were green and each one had two heads.
Syrian Spellbinder: Jeffrey danced with the aliens to "Neunundneunzig luftballons".
LiBERTy and FratERNIEty: Then they sent him back to the shops.
etc.

Each sentence can be as crazy as you like, it just can't have an ending, and no sentences that are irrelevant to the story. For instance, don't do this:

Infrared: When Jeffrey was at the shops, he bought himself a newspaper.
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb: Orange Man deserves no credit for any success in regards to peace talks on the Korean peninsular.

Anyway, I'll start:

Dennis was a very weird child.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Post by Red » Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm

Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Wed May 30, 2018 4:02 am

Red wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm
Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.
One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Post by Red » Thu May 31, 2018 7:40 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 4:02 am
Red wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm
Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.
One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.
The aliens were also very weird, and they did things with Dennis's rectum, but it turns out that human feces is poisonous to these aliens.
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
-Lyndon Baines Johnson

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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm

Red wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 7:40 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 4:02 am
Red wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 6:55 pm
Dennis was also a little piddle who liked to fiddle with his diddle.
One day, when he was fiddling with his diddle, he got abducted by aliens.
The aliens were also very weird, and they did things with Dennis's rectum, but it turns out that human feces is poisonous to these aliens.
The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Post by Red » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm
The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.
When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
-Lyndon Baines Johnson

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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:55 am

Red wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm
The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.
When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.
This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".
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Post by Red » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:30 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:55 am
Red wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:47 pm
The aliens all died and Dennis now had access to their spaceship, which he flew to Mars.
When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.
This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".
Dennis and Dennis walked along Mars and discovered something that was buried in the ground.
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
-Lyndon Baines Johnson

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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:40 am

Red wrote:
Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:30 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:55 am
Red wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:21 pm


When he got to Mars he met another Dennis who was very conservative.
This Dennis introduced himself as Dennis Prager, and the original Dennis exclaimed "Dennis Prager? The Dennis Prager? From Prager University?" and Dennis Prager said "No, I am a different Dennis Prager but people confuse us because we are both conservatives and we have the same name".
Dennis and Dennis walked along Mars and discovered something that was buried in the ground.
"We should dig it up; It might be treasure" said Dennis Prager.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Post by Red » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:03 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:40 am
"We should dig it up; It might be treasure" said Dennis Prager.
After some digging, they discovered it was a time machine.
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
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