My Arbitrary Rankings of the Presidents of the United States

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Re: My Arbitrary Rankings of the Presidents of the United States

Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:24 am

Saw James Garfield trending on Twitter. Thought that his time to be noticed had finally came. Alas, it was about a horse named "James Garfield".
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Post by Red » Thu May 24, 2018 3:03 pm

I would like to amend my list once more.


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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri May 25, 2018 3:13 am

Red wrote:
Thu May 24, 2018 3:03 pm
I would like to amend my list once more.


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Post by Red » Fri May 25, 2018 11:38 am

I know you asked why I have such a profound admiration for Polk, for which my rebuttal is, how can you ask such an asinine question?

And I know that you want an actual list, so here it goes. This is not as opinionated, this is more objective.

Great
Abraham Lincoln
Franklin D. Roosevelt
George Washington

Near Great
Theodore Roosevelt
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Thomas Jefferson
Harry S. Truman
James Madison
Woodrow Wilson
Lyndon B. Johnson
James K. Polk
James A. Garfield
Barack Obama

Above Average
Ulysses S. Grant
James Monroe
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
John Quincy Adams
William McKinley
Jimmy Carter
William Howard Taft
Grover Cleveland
John Adams
Richard Nixon
Chester A. Arthur
George H. W. Bush
Gerald Ford
Andrew Jackson

Average
Martin Van Buren
Rutherford B. Hayes
Zachary Taylor
Benjamin Harrison
William Henry Harrison

Below Average
John Tyler
Herbert Hoover
Calvin Coolidge
Herbert Hoover
Ronald Reagan

Failure
Millard Filmore
Orange Man
Warren G. Harding
Franklin Pierce
Andrew Johnson
James Buchanan


In terms of domestic achievements however, the top ten would be:
Franklin Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Lyndon B. Johnson
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Woodrow Wilson
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Harry S. Truman
James K. Polk
Barack Obama
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri May 25, 2018 12:02 pm

Red wrote:
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I know you asked why I have such a profound admiration for Polk, for which my rebuttal is, how can you ask such an asinine question?
I realize you are only putting Polk highly because I hate his guts. At least I hope that's why. If you actually like Polk, I am very concerned!
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Post by Red » Fri May 25, 2018 12:28 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
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I realize you are only putting Polk highly because I hate his guts. At least I hope that's why. If you actually like Polk, I am very concerned!
I think Polk was a great president. Said what he intended to do and did it, and was overall beneficial. It indirectly led to the abolition of slavery in the United States.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri May 25, 2018 12:33 pm

I'd like to amend my list:

Great
1. Red
2. DemocraticSocialist01
3. Memeulous
4. ContraPoints
5. Hbomberguy
6. Frederick Douglass
7. Victoria Woodhull
8. Napoleon Bonaparte
9. Jeremy Corbyn
10. James A. Garfield
11. Franklin D. Roosevelt
12. Abraham Lincoln
13. Ed Miliband
14. Theodore Roosevelt
15. Eleanor Roosevelt
16. John F. Kennedy
17. Thomas Jefferson
18. Jill Stein
19. Jimmy Carter
20. James Madison
21. Ulysses S. Grant
22. Barack Obama
23. Michelle Obama
24. George Washington
25. Robbie Rotten
26. Harry Potter

Near Great
27. Genghis Khan
28. Michael Rosen
29. John Quincy Adams
30. William McKinley
31. James Monroe
32. Meghan Markle
33. Michael Dukakis

Above Average
34. Iggle Piggle
35. Bob the Builder
36. Baldrick
37. John Adams

Average
38. Harold Macmillan
39. Rutherford B. Hayes
40. Benjamin Harrison
41. Chester A. Arthur
42. William Henry Harrison
43. Martin Van Buren
44. Zachary Taylor
45. PsYcHo

Below Average
46. Woodrow "I'm a big fan of the Ku Klux Klan" Wilson
47. Lyndon B. "LBJ, LBJ, How Many Kids Did You Kill Today?" Johnson
48. Harry S. "Korea, Wouldn't Wanna be ya!" Truman
49. Ramsay MacDonald
50. Bill Clinton
51. Dwight D. Eisenhower
52. Richard Nixon
53. Gerald Ford
54. Grover Cleveland
55. William Howard Taft
56. James Buchanan
57. Andrew Johnson

Failure
59. Herbert Hoover
60. Millard Fillmore
61. Calvin Coolidge
62. Dennis Prager
63. Ben Shapiro
64. Paul Joseph Watson
65. Stephen Crowder
66. George H. W. Bush
67. George W. Bush
68. Andrew Jackson
69. Ronald Reagan
70. Orange Man
71. John Tyler
72. Warren G. Harding
73. Franklin Pierce
74. James K. Polk
75. Vidkun Quisling
76. Augusto Pinochet

:lol: It's funny because some of them aren't actually American Presidents. Those who are are arranged in the correct order though.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri May 25, 2018 12:34 pm

Said what he intended to do and did it
Same with Orange Man
, and was overall beneficial.
In what ways (besides inspiring Thoreau)?
It indirectly led to the abolition of slavery in the United States.
How?
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Fri May 25, 2018 12:48 pm

Also, I've came up with some possible campaign slogans for 2056:

"Death to America"
"We love death"
"MAGA - Make America Go Away"
"Hail Satan"
"We bleed just to know we're alive"
"Death to America and capitalism"
"Juche gang, Juche gang, Juche gang, Juche gang
Juche gang, Juche gang, Juche gang (Juche gang!)"

Let me know what you think.
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Post by Red » Fri May 25, 2018 5:05 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 12:33 pm
I'd like to amend my list:
1. Red
Of course.
Where would you place yourself?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
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33. Michael Dukakis
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:lol: It's funny because some of them aren't actually American Presidents. Those who are are arranged in the correct order though.
I agree with much else. But why is Garfield higher than FDR and Lincoln?
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