Who will you be rooting for in WW3?
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:44 am
Well humanity, we had a good run but it seems it is coming to an end. An unhinged lunatic with a bad haircut is likely going to press the nuclear button and annihilate us all! I am of course, talking about Donald Trump, leader of imperialist America. He has repeatedly threatened the sovereignty of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and has now voted along with many countries (including China, who have already disgraced themselves by their abandonment of socialism) to impose sanctions on the DPRK. This has only pushed the DPRK further in their noble quest to develop nuclear weapons to defend themselves, and they have now set a date in August to launch the missiles near the waters of Guam in order to demonstrate their awesome power to the imperialist bastards. Trump, himself an imperialist bastard, if this test is successful he will become enraged and will unleash what he describes as "fire and fury" upon Korea.
Ding ding ding! It is the final showdown! In the red corner, Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the DPRK who simply wants to defend his country from imperialist aggression! In the orange corner, Donald Trump, a bloated anus, imperialist buffoon, and a stupid bastard who wants to advance the aim of the Deep State to go to war for profit!
Who will win? Who do you want to win?
Ding ding ding! It is the final showdown! In the red corner, Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the DPRK who simply wants to defend his country from imperialist aggression! In the orange corner, Donald Trump, a bloated anus, imperialist buffoon, and a stupid bastard who wants to advance the aim of the Deep State to go to war for profit!
Who will win? Who do you want to win?