It's time for North Korea to assassinate Donald Trump!

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I remark gladly today that the DPRK recently successfully launched a missile with the potential to nuke the USA. This is great news because the USA and most other western countries have the capabilities to decimate the DPRK, so the DPRK must maintain an excellent defense system in order to defend itself from imperialism. I think I saw Ri Chun-hee announcing its launch. It's good to see her back in business.

However, this does not in my opinion send a clear enough message to the United States, and one could be sent quite clearly if we make Mr. Donald J. Trump the next Mr. William McKinley.

If this sounds over the top, remember the CIA planned an assassination attempt on Kim Jong-un, as well as the fact that they have planned (and in some cases succeeded), in assassinating and overthrowing many world leaders.

It is also noteworthy that the CIA installed the fascist capitalist dictator Augusto Pinochet in Chile, overthrowing the democratic socialist government of Salvador Allende. If they are allowed to assassinate and overthrow democratic leaders, then I see nothing wrong with the assassination of the leader of a corrupt, decadent regime who has the blood of the working class and innocent Syrians who have been bombed in his merciless drone strikes on his hands.

Certainly, this does pose an interesting question - if Trump is assassinated, won't Mike Pence become President? Indeed, this would be true. And it does appear that he is even worse than Trump - he is homophobic, climate-change denier, anti-vaccine, creationist, etc. HOWEVER, There is a simple solution to this...

WE KILL MIKE PENCE TOO!

And that is why North Korea must assassinate President Trump. They have adequate resources to do it too! Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un will be deployed by flying squads to break into the White House, and gun in hand, he will fill the capitalist pigs with lead, making bacon out of them! (No offence to real pigs, who are killed mercilessly in capitalist slaughter houses for profit).

Like McKinley, once Trump is disposed of, a new Left-Progressive Theodore Roosevelt can take office, perhaps a spy for the North Korean regime. They will enact Democratic Socialism in the USA, restoring the true Juche values of the American founding fathers and constitution and withdrawing troops from South Korea. Then, the process of working towards a world government can begin. The socialist new world order will happen when the DPRK, USSA and UK (which will hopefully then be led by Corbyn) march into the capitalist countries, killing the bourgeoisie and establishing centrally planned socialist economies in each of them. Liberty, Equality and Fraternity will prevail! The Workers will have control of the means of production through Keynesian social democratic reform!

This is the New World Order! We will establish a World Government with a World Police Force who will send all the counter-revolutionaries for reeducation; All the citizens will be micro-chipped, monitored and controlled to ensure peace and security, and they will be provided with free access to healthcare, education, housing and transportation. This is socialism! This is the utopia that can come from it! And to do it, we must assassinate world leaders like Trump! Countless will die fighting for this new order, and countless will die fighting against it, but it will all be worth it, because "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants!" (Thomas Jefferson)

North Korea is the guiding torch for this new world order. The Workers hold the hammer, the Farmers hold the sickle, the Intellectuals hold the writing brush and they all march on, guided by Comrade Kim Jong-un, they march on. We will bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old. Long live the Juche struggle. We will win in the end!

[brimstoneSalad]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I don't think it's appropriate. We shouldn't be talking about anybody being assassinated, or definitely not promoting that...
We may not agree with Republicans, but they're a product of the culture; a symptom of the culture war today. We should be mindful not to let that culture war turn into a real war, or to direct inordinate hate at particular individuals who -- no matter how shitty they are -- are elected representatives.

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I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I don't think it's appropriate. We shouldn't be talking about anybody being assassinated, or definitely not promoting that...
We may not agree with Republicans, but they're a product of the culture; a symptom of the culture war today. We should be mindful not to let that culture war turn into a real war, or to direct inordinate hate at particular individuals who -- no matter how shitty they are -- are elected representatives.

It isn't a joke. As I said, the CIA attempted to assassinate Kim Jong-un and have been behind numerous assassinations and overthrows of world leaders. We must teach them that playing with fire will lead them to be burnt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuIClGGj758

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elected representatives.

"Presidents are selected, not elected" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

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elected representatives.

"Presidents are selected, not elected" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

FDR was right. Most politicians are chosen by wealthy donors and the corporate elite.

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elected representatives.

"Presidents are selected, not elected" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

FDR was right. Most politicians are chosen by wealthy donors and the corporate elite.

The rise of Trump, especially, could not have happened without his deliberate alleviation to power by the corporate media.

[NonZeroSum]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I don't think it's appropriate. We shouldn't be talking about anybody being assassinated, or definitely not promoting that...
We may not agree with Republicans, but they're a product of the culture; a symptom of the culture war today. We should be mindful not to let that culture war turn into a real war, or to direct inordinate hate at particular individuals who -- no matter how shitty they are -- are elected representatives.

It isn't a joke. As I said, the CIA attempted to assassinate Kim Jong-un and have been behind numerous assassinations and overthrows of world leaders. We must teach them that playing with fire will lead them to be burnt.

I think this kind of fiction (Kim Jong Un mission impossible through the white house window) can have tension relieving qualities, and the president, plus vice president are the biggest public figures. I remember after reports of rape payed to go away in the bullingdon club (ex-Prime Minister, Boris and other conservatives were front and centre of the club), a dark fiction short story came out which was just the right way to talk about something which couldn't legally be talked about.

But Zee should have put a disclaimer that no one should be shot outside of war, or we need to do it for him, explain that this is fiction, and really makes light of what a joke a North Korean attack on the US would look like, whether they could even tip their one long distance missile with a nuke (not even hydrogen), get it into the air again and it not be shot down by THAD. As well as obviously what a reflection authoritarian capitalism and communism is of each other. But yeah it wouldn't be any joke for Koreans and as such should have a massive disclaimer of fiction on all these kind of posts. Zee has agreed not to go after non public figures like North Korean refugees so that's something. But really we do need disclaimers so no viewers are mistaken, or new comers to the forum can decide before making lengthy responses.

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I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I don't think it's appropriate. We shouldn't be talking about anybody being assassinated, or definitely not promoting that...
We may not agree with Republicans, but they're a product of the culture; a symptom of the culture war today. We should be mindful not to let that culture war turn into a real war, or to direct inordinate hate at particular individuals who -- no matter how shitty they are -- are elected representatives.

It isn't a joke. As I said, the CIA attempted to assassinate Kim Jong-un and have been behind numerous assassinations and overthrows of world leaders. We must teach them that playing with fire will lead them to be burnt.

I think this kind of fiction (Kim Jong Un mission impossible through the white house window) can have tension relieving qualities, and the president, plus vice president are the biggest public figures. I remember after reports of rape payed to go away in the bullingdon club (ex-Prime Minister, Boris and other conservatives were front and centre of the club), a dark fiction short story came out which was just the right way to talk about something which couldn't legally be talked about.

But Zee should have put a disclaimer that no one should be shot outside of war, or we need to do it for him, explain that this is fiction, and really makes light of what a joke a North Korean attack on the US would look like, whether they could even tip their one long distance missile with a nuke (not even hydrogen), get it into the air again and it not be shot down by THAD. As well as obviously what a reflection authoritarian capitalism and communism is of each other. But yeah it wouldn't be any joke for Koreans and as such should have a massive disclaimer of fiction on all these kind of posts. Zee has agreed not to go after non public figures like North Korean refugees so that's something. But really we do need disclaimers so no viewers are mistaken, or new comers to the forum can decide before making lengthy responses.

DISCLAIMER: I mean for Kim Jong-un himself to assassinate Trump, not anybody else who happens to be reading this post.

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[EquALLity]

North Korea doesn't even have working Internet though, how are they going to assassinate world leaders?