Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:40 am
I AM NOT DIZZY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF. YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE. THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU WHO IS MAKING THE CLAIM THAT I AM DIZZY.
Challenge accepted, give me 10 to search out the requisite proof.
IP address
This is my strongest claim, if all of Dizzy's alts match the same IP address it would be massively far fetched that the most recent one wasn't also Dizzy.
They post from the same IP address, so I assume Zzzzz is Dizzy, but Dizzy and Zzzzz have said they are not the same person and that Zzzz is Dizzy's friend from Japan and he lets him borrow his computer. OK, sounds legit.
To add to that you confused your alibi by mixing computer signature with IP address - internet connection (broadband, Wi-Fi), and was amused by your mistake:
That's no way to talk about your roommate who you've shared the same computer with for years
How did you know we were roommates? Neither he nor I has mentioned it. He got a new computer recently, I use his old one.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:57 am
Same IP address, it's okay you don't need to weave a story about still using the same old computer, IP is just having the same wireless connection.
Hehe. Really?
So even if your amusement didn't give the game away it'd be highly improbable you're using the same old computer that 'your roommate lent you' who's also been using it for years, the motherboard gets corrupted and they die, not to mention incredibly painfully slow.
Same Post rate
Dizzy posts often, Blizzy takes their place and posts often, you post often, what would be the chances that a new housemate suddenly got the exact same enthusiasm about the forum and took over for all of Dizzy's other incarnations?
Same style of posting
Everyone can tell you turn a phrase the same way your old accounts did, that's very difficult to mimic and you've got it without even trying. That and posting to the same threads, creating the same kind of threads like polls and you're love of innane trollish humor which is pretty funny:
The jobless are often not productive members of society, should we therefore eat them?
What if they are extremely retarded adults?
My friend, will be a good point!
...However...
Unemployment is, you can get the job done.
Stephen Hawking is disabled, please look at him
Unlike the regular police, though, we won't be shooting your dog. We're vegans, after all.
Asians it is very racist to estimate and do not eat a dog.
Which brings me to the last forgery:
Language
You're sudden fluency in English and the comic punchline setups within your perfectly arranged 'broken English.'
People sleepy is something, please let me know? Sorry, I will not be able to understand English. . .
Well lucky for you, and I was studying politics at Oxford in the past year and I can tell all of you about BRITISH politics!
NonZeroSum, It was a mistranslation made by Google translate when I said I studied at Oxford university, the real university I cannot disclose for security reasons.
Google translate doesn't mistranslate place names or entire franchises into comic broken English.
Last confession
http://philosophicalvegan.com/viewtopic.php?t=1586
Another confession please, and reveal all; what you think your greatest hits were and what experiences you gained in the role =D