Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

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Re: Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pm

miniboes wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 pm
RedAppleGP wrote:
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Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

I wish there were wild elephants in Europe.
They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?

I wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.
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Post by Red » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:48 pm

miniboes wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 pm
RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.
What wish?
If the circumstances make it such that you can't fuck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him get the keys to the car.
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Post by miniboes » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:08 pm

RedAppleGP wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:48 pm
What wish?
Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead. :)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pm
They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?
Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
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I wish RedAppleGP lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.
Donald Trump is there and wants to take a golden shower with you.

I wish immortality will become possible and affordable before I turn 80.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:28 am

miniboes wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:08 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:47 pm
They trample over you. Come on now, what did you think was going to happen?
Of all people I'd expect you to be able to come up with a more creative wishbreaker. Also, I expect the elephants to become my buddies because they recognize I'm vegan, which means I'm no threat.
I'm sorry. It was a long day. I was under a lot of stress and Hamon's loss didn't help.
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Post by PsYcHo » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm

RedAppleGP wrote:
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Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?
He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.
Alcohol may have been a factor.

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Post by Red » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:46 pm

miniboes wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:08 pm
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Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:48 pm
What wish?
Your implicit wish not to play the game but to fool around instead. :)
Well it's not really a wish if I managed to grant it myself now, is it?
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Post by Red » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:47 pm

PsYcHo wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm
just maybe hurt himself a little bit.
I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.
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Post by PsYcHo » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:07 pm

RedAppleGP wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:47 pm
PsYcHo wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm
just maybe hurt himself a little bit.
I don't think you'd need to worry 'bout that.
Of course I meant superficially. Most people seem to want a Utopia, but really, wouldn't it be sooooo boring without those individuals like Zzzzz and yourself who have no desire to conform? :twisted:

thinking on Miniboes wish...
Alcohol may have been a factor.

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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:19 am

PsYcHo wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:32 pm
RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?
He's kinda grown on me. You know, like a fungus. With the PC crowd growing so loud, it is refreshing to have someone who just says any random shit that comes into mind, and (occasionally) makes it entertaining as well. I wouldn't like to see him die, just maybe hurt himself a little bit.
Violence is never the answer. Give peace a chance.
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Post by Ana » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:15 am

Wish granted, but your fur is infested with mites and lice, making you scratch yourself with your tusks/roll around in dirt all day.

I wish Hogwarts was real, but magical powers only manifest in your mid-twenties and that I live the rest of my life as a witch who can make vegan eggs that taste just like real eggs.

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