Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

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Re: Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:37 am

RedAppleGP wrote:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
RedAppleGP wrote: Grand is a verb?
Sorry, that was a typo. I meant grant.
oh
Are you this silly in every thread or do you just do it to me?
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Post by Red » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:54 am

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:37 am
RedAppleGP wrote:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sorry, that was a typo. I meant grant.
oh
Are you this silly in every thread or do you just do it to me?
Well wouldn't your ass like to know.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:56 am

RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:54 am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:37 am
RedAppleGP wrote: oh
Are you this silly in every thread or do you just do it to me?
Well wouldn't your ass like to know.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:33 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:30 am
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Cirion Spellbinder wrote: Wish granted. Any glass you ingest will continually cause painful tissue damage which your body will rapidly regenerate only to have it torn by the glass and repaired again and again.

I wish for veganism to become a majority practice in the first world as soon as possible.
Wish granted but cows, pigs and chickens are actually all secretly evil reptillian aliens from a far away planet who are trying to take over earth and by killing them for food, we have actually been doing a service by postponing alien domination of the world, now we have let our guard down, the aliens have taken over, All is lost.

I wish I could become Thomas the Tank Engine.
Nobody granted my wish so I'll grant it myself. :x

This is what happens:

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Now, I wish South Korea would impeach Park Geun-hye and reunify with the North with Kim Jong-un as their glorious leader under a perfect Democratic Socialist Juche Songun society.
Wish granted but the CIA backs a military coup like there was in Chile and overthrows Kim Jong-un's Democratic Socialist government (Kim Jong-un flees to China) and installs a Fascist Capitalist puppet dictator, whose name is Augusto Pinoshit. The Reunified Democratic People's Republic of Korea is replaced with the U.S. & Japan backed Free Republic of Corporatistan™ (sponsored by McDonalds, Apple and Starbucks). The new government violates many human rights but this is ignored by the western mainstream media who will only tell you a load of bullshit about how evil Kim Jong-un was and how 100 trillion people were murdered by communism.

I wish that overpopulation would end.

If nobody grants my wish, then I will kill myself.
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Post by PsYcHo » Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:08 pm

Wish granted, but an asteroid strikes the earth, destroying all life except for some bacteria, roaches, and the Kardashians.

I wish I had the authorization to beat anyone I so choose with a rubber hose for a period of no less than 2, but no more than 10 minutes.
Alcohol may have been a factor.

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Post by Red » Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm

Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?
Anyways, wish granted, BUT in return for this lovely service, you must shove your dick in a running paper shredder before you can start beating people with a rubber hose.
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 am

RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?
Anyways, wish granted, BUT in return for this lovely service, you must shove your dick in a running paper shredder before you can start beating people with a rubber hose.
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Do you honestly believe that?
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Post by Red » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:52 am

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 am
RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Damn it dude, why'd you grant Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's wish?
Anyways, wish granted, BUT in return for this lovely service, you must shove your dick in a running paper shredder before you can start beating people with a rubber hose.
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Do you honestly believe that?
That the bird is the word?
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Post by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:49 am

RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Yes you do.
RedAppleGP wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:17 pm
I wish I lived in Pee Pee's Gayhouse.
Somebody grant this wish for him so that the game can continue.
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Post by miniboes » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:19 pm

RedAppleGP wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:49 pm
Oh, and uh, I don't really have a wish.
Wish granted, you shall be punished for not participating in the game properly. You shall be eternally locked up in a jail cell with William Lane Craig with no other distraction than a bible.

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