Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

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bobo0100 wrote:I wish I was an elephant, covered in a thick layer of fur.
Wish granted, but you can't see through the fur, and you are 5 times slower than all other elephants.

My wish: I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (42 Will not be accepted as an answer)
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My wish: I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (42 Will not be accepted as an answer)
Wish granted, but you will not be able to speak, write, type or ever express your thoughts in any way ever again to keep te secret.

I wish I won't get a headache on my flight back to Holland.
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miniboes wrote:I wish I won't get a headache on my flight back to Holland.
Wish granted but the guy in the seat next to you hasn't showered for a month traumatizing you to such a degree that henceforth you will be known as the non-flying Dutchman

I wish I had a 10-inch penis
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Jebus wrote:I wish I had a 10-inch penis
Granted, your penis is now 10 inch wide.

I wish I could study in Oxford for free.
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miniboes wrote:I wish I could study in Oxford for free.
wish granted enjoy your fine arts degree. http://www.ox.ac.uk/admissions/undergra ... g/fine-art

i wish life was a musical.
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bobo0100 wrote: i wish life was a musical.
Wish granted. You will have a chance to pee in 90 minutes and you will be finished in about 3 hours.

I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
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Jebus wrote:I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
Wish granted, she is also an axe murderer.

I wish I get to own a Tesla in 10 years.
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miniboes wrote:
Jebus wrote:I wish I can meet a woman with a 10 inch wide vagina
Wish granted, she is also an axe murderer.

I wish I get to own a Tesla in 10 years.
Oh thats spooky a woman with a 10 inch vagina that muders axes.. I'm getting the heebee jeebies
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RedAppleGP wrote:Oh thats spooky a woman with a 10 inch vagina that muders axes.. I'm getting the heebee jeebies
Well, she'd probably be a giant. Her axe might be big enough to split the empire state building.
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Uhh... I wish I an apple.
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