EquALLity wrote:I wish I could pay attention in math class.
Granted. You are now so engrossed in mathematical education that you are physically addicted to math. Whenever you're not learning it, you'll experience terrible withdrawal symptoms.
I wish that I will pass my AP World History exam with a 5.
EquALLity wrote:I wish I could pay attention in math class.
Granted. You are now so engrossed in mathematical education that you are physically addicted to math. Whenever you're not learning it, you'll experience terrible withdrawal symptoms.
I wish that I will pass my AP World History exam with a 5.
Wish granted. You fail your exam but you get a cardboard cutout of the number 5 which looks so ugly that you tear your eyes out.
I wish I was a watermelon. I don't care if anybody eats me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:I wish I was a watermelon. I don't care if anybody eats me.
Wish granted, but you have a negative fiber count, not allowing you to be digested. You stay in the intestines for the rest of the hosts life, while you are painfully removed of your nutrients by the villi in the intestines. It hurts like shit. Speaking of which, you are one for the rest of the host's life.
I wish there was an apple improvement act.
Learning never exhausts the mind. -Leonardo da Vinci
RedAppleGP wrote:
I wish there was an apple improvement act.
Wish Granted! All Iphones will immediately be improved. Apple corporation will massively expand, buying and destroying many actual apple orchards in the process. Those that are left will be killed off by a newly engineered fungus, and everyone will have to switch to pears.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote:I wish I was a watermelon. I don't care if anybody eats me.
Wish granted, but you have a negative fiber count, not allowing you to be digested. You stay in the intestines for the rest of the hosts life, while you are painfully removed of your nutrients by the villi in the intestines. It hurts like shit. Speaking of which, you are one for the rest of the host's life.
I don't care. I am still happy.
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RedAppleGP wrote:
I wish there was an apple improvement act.
Wish Granted! All Iphones will immediately be improved. Apple corporation will massively expand, buying and destroying many actual apple orchards in the process. Those that are left will be killed off by a newly engineered fungus, and everyone will have to switch to pears.
I wish I could see into the future.
Wish granted. You see yourself getting hit by a car, however you don't know when this will happen. This causes you to have a fear of cars so you will never cross the road ever again to prevent what you see from happening. You never leave your house for the rest of your life until one day a car crashes into it and kills you. In your last moments, you realize that if you had left the house, the car would never have killed him and that you are you and you have killed yourself by trying to prevent his own death. You die.
I wish everybody was forced to tell the truth and nobody could tell a lie.