Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

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Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

Post by NottNott » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:18 pm

(this one's a classic)

In this game, you must grant the wish above you, along with a severe catch that hilariously ruins the other person's life.

For example:
Poster 1: I wanna have a shitton of money, yo.
Poster 2: Wish granted. However, the money over a period of time causes you to lose the will to live, turning you insane and causes you to kill most of your family. Suicide bonus!

Or:

Poster 1: I wish I could dance like a pro!
Poster 2: Wish granted, but you catch dancing mania, and as result you collapse from exhaustion... also permanently breaking your nose as you fall face first.

But this game wouldn't have a repetitive hook without this key rule:

You must include your very own wish that you want fulfilled at the end of your post.

Let's see how this goes.

I wish life was a musical.
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Post by EquALLity » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:27 pm

Wish granted! But you are stuck in High School Musical 3 for the rest of your life! We're all in this together...

I wish George Carlin was back from the dead.
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Post by Twizelby » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:38 pm

EquALLity wrote:I wish George Carlin was back from the dead.
Wish granted but he can only perform comedy by Dane Cook

I wish I had a job that was related to my degree in geography and GIS.

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Post by Free From Religion » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:20 pm

Twizelby wrote:
EquALLity wrote:I wish George Carlin was back from the dead.
Wish granted but he can only perform comedy by Dane Cook

I wish I had a job that was related to my degree in geography and GIS.
Wish granted! But your job is only to teach geography and GIS and all your students regularly throw rotting fish at you.


I wish I could become invisible at will. :mrgreen:
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Post by Neptual » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:11 pm

Free From Religion wrote:
Twizelby wrote:
EquALLity wrote:I wish George Carlin was back from the dead.
Wish granted but he can only perform comedy by Dane Cook

I wish I had a job that was related to my degree in geography and GIS.
Wish granted! But your job is only to teach geography and GIS and all your students regularly throw rotting fish at you.


I wish I could become invisible at will. :mrgreen:
Wish granted, but every time you become invisible you loose control of one of your limbs randomly.

I wish I could meet Naruto in person!
She's beautiful...

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Post by TheVeganAtheist » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:40 pm

Wish granted, but every time you become invisible you loose control of one of your limbs randomly.

I wish I could meet Naruto in person!
Wish granted, but when you meet Naruto he will your nose every week for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere on the planet just by thinking of the place.
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Post by DDDx8 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:15 am

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere on the planet just by thinking of the place.
Wish granted, however when you teleport to your destination you destroy and kill everything in a thousand mile radius and you're left in a coma for 24 hours.

I wish this wish will be granted without it ruining my life.

edit: I guess mine is not hilarious but rather morbid.

Okay ummm
I wish I could teleport myself anywhere on the planet just by thinking of the place.
Wish granted but now you have no volume control on your voice and you sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

and my wish is no fun either so I wish for better eyesight.
To find the world of shoulds so one day others might not have to suffer like the people in the world now.

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Post by thebestofenergy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:59 am

DDDx8 wrote:and my wish is no fun either so I wish for better eyesight.
Wish granted, but gaining an incredible eyesight your eyes become very sensible and you lose your eyelids, so you cannot stay in the light.

I wish I could have an extraordinary memory and I could memorize books just by quickly browsing through pages.
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Post by brimstoneSalad » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:39 pm

thebestofenergy wrote: I wish I could have an extraordinary memory and I could memorize books just by quickly browsing through pages.
Wish granted, but everything you memorize over-writes something else, starting with your childhood, until you no longer know who you are.

To be able to fly.

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Post by bobo0100 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:00 pm

brimstoneSalad wrote:To be able to fly.
Wish granted, but your new found powers disable periodically leaving you to come crashing to the ground in a heap.

I wish I was an elephant, covered in a thick layer of fur.
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