Would you rather...
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Would you rather...
Here are a load of scenarios I have made up for you, please tell me which you would pick! You can make your own if you like!
1. Would you rather: a) spraypaint your hair green and get a massive tattoo of an snail on your face or b) get a fake tan and a massive nose piercing
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
1. Would you rather: a) spraypaint your hair green and get a massive tattoo of an snail on your face or b) get a fake tan and a massive nose piercing
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
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Re: Would you rather...
First?
1 BLUE!!
2 B
3 A why i have to do this?
4 B nuditiy sex
5 B there is too many atheist religions
6 B new people means bigger groupsex
7 B is a jew human isnt it?
8 A, i can already read minds
9 B i cant kill Hitler
10 B
11 B zombies are so rude
12 Israel
13 A
14 B invisibles can rape but teleporters cant be caught
15 B
16 C love potion
17 i dont know what those things are
1 BLUE!!
2 B
3 A why i have to do this?
4 B nuditiy sex
5 B there is too many atheist religions
6 B new people means bigger groupsex
7 B is a jew human isnt it?
8 A, i can already read minds
9 B i cant kill Hitler
10 B
11 B zombies are so rude
12 Israel
13 A
14 B invisibles can rape but teleporters cant be caught
15 B
16 C love potion
17 i dont know what those things are
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Re: Would you rather...
These are great, I'll add a favorite among my friends: no spreads (no jam, peanut butter, etc) or no pillows (nothing to rest your head on but a hard folded blanket)?
In answer to your questions:
1. Would you rather: a) spraypaint your hair green and get a massive tattoo of an snail on your face or b) get a fake tan and a massive nose piercing
B - obvs permanent face tattoos aren't appealing.
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
A - Black mirror woop! Ingenious terrorist gets you to lose faith in politicians.
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
A - B just ain't happening
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
B - Depends who's paying but already live in Europe so if it's one of those teleport to A or B, I can save air miles going to Jamaica.
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
B - Yeah easy to change religious culture your most familiar with, can still lack belief in it, not easy to eat sentient animals.
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
B - really Zee? Aha yea larger dating pool probably means more comfortable life, probably more community in certain gay scenes but wouldn't wish stigmatization on anyone or to have to worry about assault.
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
B - come on now
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
A - easy B is a cursed chalice
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
A - Hitler obvs, no WW2, how is that a question?
Vhy not?
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
B - I appreciate free thinking too much, but would have said the same for Christianity, that would be an amazingly interesting alternative history, I wonder if monotheism is not just growing pains and if we didn't go through it's initial unifying slave morality we would still be stuck in the bronze-age.
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
B - the apocalypse is over in a few minutes, atomic bombs land, whoever survives realizes what a stupid move that was, picks up the pieces, zombies are long and drawn out.
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
A - obvs, a shred of political awareness is better than total servility.
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
B - shit how do you survive though either way? Drink through a straw and find a way to offset the crazy high sugar content every time you're thirsty with some suger absorbing blocking food? Still think you would die faster on just sweetcorn and heavily fried meat though.
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
A - toats safer with the same ability to adventure, can just stay longer doing boardroom espionage and lounging in private resorts unseen.
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
B - closer to the truth, easier to jump from that misunderstanding to the real theory
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
C - Pirates today live a short brutal life, not like the privateer days when they out competed the rest, ninjas were just hired longbow men, being a wizard able to bend the laws of physics would be pretty neat.
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
B for me, A if it's everyone - I'd obvs want to drastically reduce police violence, you can avoid TSA security theater by just not flying.
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Re: Would you rather...
1. Would you rather: a) spraypaint your hair green and get a massive tattoo of an snail on your face or b) get a fake tan and a massive nose piercing
b
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
a
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
Can't answer. depends on the source of the poo. In case of human poo, definitely a.
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
b
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
b
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
b
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
depends on which Jew
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
b
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
Interesting question. After much consideration I choose a. The Stalin massacres never would have happened had it not been for Hitler.
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
b
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
Don't know what is a zombie apocalypse
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
a. easiest question so far. Nice weather, attractive women, highest vegan population in the world.
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
b.
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
a. unless the teleporting covers the whole universe, in that case b
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
b
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
c
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
b
b
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
a
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
Can't answer. depends on the source of the poo. In case of human poo, definitely a.
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
b
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
b
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
b
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
depends on which Jew
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
b
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
Interesting question. After much consideration I choose a. The Stalin massacres never would have happened had it not been for Hitler.
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
b
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
Don't know what is a zombie apocalypse
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
a. easiest question so far. Nice weather, attractive women, highest vegan population in the world.
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
b.
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
a. unless the teleporting covers the whole universe, in that case b
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
b
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
c
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
b
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You are crazy. Why would you answer to these questions?NonZeroSum wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:04 amThese are great, I'll add a favorite among my friends: no spreads (no jam, peanut butter, etc) or no pillows (nothing to rest your head on but a hard folded blanket)?
In answer to your questions:
1. Would you rather: a) spraypaint your hair green and get a massive tattoo of an snail on your face or b) get a fake tan and a massive nose piercing
B - obvs permanent face tattoos aren't appealing.
2. Would you rather: a) be forced to watch a video of David Cameron shagging a pig or b) be forced to watch a video of Richard Dawkin mating with a chimpanzee
A - Black mirror woop! Ingenious terrorist gets you to lose faith in politicians.
3. Would you rather: a) eat snails or b) eat poo
A - B just ain't happening
4. Would you rather: a) go on a European sight-seeing tour or b) go on a relaxing Caribean holiday
B - Depends who's paying but already live in Europe so if it's one of those teleport to A or B, I can save air miles going to Jamaica.
5. Would you rather: a) change your diet (e.g. if you are a vegan start eating meat) or b) change your religion
B - Yeah easy to change religious culture your most familiar with, can still lack belief in it, not easy to eat sentient animals.
6. Would you rather: a) find out your son was gay or b) find out your daughter was dating a white man or c) find out your son and daughter are both dating eachother
B - really Zee? Aha yea larger dating pool probably means more comfortable life, probably more community in certain gay scenes but wouldn't wish stigmatization on anyone or to have to worry about assault.
7. Would you rather: a) Have to kiss a blobfish or b) have to kiss a Jew
B - come on now
8. Would you rather: a) be able to fly or b) be able to read minds
A - easy B is a cursed chalice
9. Would you rather: a) be able to go back in time and kill Hitler or b) be able to go back in time and kill Stalin
A - Hitler obvs, no WW2, how is that a question?
Vhy not?
10. Would you rather: a) Atheism never existed or b) Islam never existed
B - I appreciate free thinking too much, but would have said the same for Christianity, that would be an amazingly interesting alternative history, I wonder if monotheism is not just growing pains and if we didn't go through it's initial unifying slave morality we would still be stuck in the bronze-age.
11. Would you rather: a) Have a zombie apocalypse or b) have a World War III
B - the apocalypse is over in a few minutes, atomic bombs land, whoever survives realizes what a stupid move that was, picks up the pieces, zombies are long and drawn out.
12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
A - obvs, a shred of political awareness is better than total servility.
13. Would you rather: a) Only be able to eat KFC or b) Only be able to drink Pepsi
B - shit how do you survive though either way? Drink through a straw and find a way to offset the crazy high sugar content every time you're thirsty with some suger absorbing blocking food? Still think you would die faster on just sweetcorn and heavily fried meat though.
14. Would you rather: a) Be able to be invisible at will or b) be able to teleport at will
A - toats safer with the same ability to adventure, can just stay longer doing boardroom espionage and lounging in private resorts unseen.
15. Would you rather: a) Have to tell your kids that the earth is flat and that it is the centre of the solar system or b) have to tell your kids that they came from monkies
B - closer to the truth, easier to jump from that misunderstanding to the real theory
16. Would you rather: a) be a Pirate or b) be a Ninja or c) be a Wizard
C - Pirates today live a short brutal life, not like the privateer days when they out competed the rest, ninjas were just hired longbow men, being a wizard able to bend the laws of physics would be pretty neat.
17. Would you rather: a) End the NSA spying on you or b) end the TSA feeling you up
B for me, A if it's everyone - I'd obvs want to drastically reduce police violence, you can avoid TSA security theater by just not flying.
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Seriously. Why would you resurrect the dead thread of a troll? And to add to that, keep complaining about me, saying that I am a troll? I am flabbergasted.
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That's no way to talk about your roommate who you've shared the same computer with for yearsZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:28 am Seriously. Why would you resurrect the dead thread of a troll? And to add to that, keep complaining about me, saying that I am a troll? I am flabbergasted.
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He has admitted to being a troll. It is his burden to bear. How did you know we were roommates? Neither he nor I has mentioned it. He got a new computer recently, I use his old one.NonZeroSum wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:40 amThat's no way to talk about your roommate who you've shared the same computer with for yearsZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:28 am Seriously. Why would you resurrect the dead thread of a troll? And to add to that, keep complaining about me, saying that I am a troll? I am flabbergasted.
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I love Black Mirror too. My favourite show, undoubtedly.NonZeroSum wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:04 am A - Black mirror woop! Ingenious terrorist gets you to lose faith in politicians.
Yes, total servility in a multi-party democracy that guarantees freedom of speech and human rights in its constitution. What a disgusting, totalitarian, evil state is North Korea.NonZeroSum wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:04 am12. Would you rather: a) Live in Israel or b) live in North Korea
A - obvs, a shred of political awareness is better than total servility.
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Same IP address, it's okay you don't need to weave a story about still using the same old computer, IP is just having the same wireless connection. And just busting your balls because you did with me over North Korea when I first joined.Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 11:42 am How did you know we were roommates? Neither he nor I has mentioned it. He got a new computer recently, I use his old one.
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